Saturday, December 18, 2010

*Random Post*

Today, I have ACTUAL REAL LIFE CONTENT TO SHARE:

The family Christmas tree fell over.  It was sad.  We put it back up, though.

...yeah, I am so bad at this blogging thing.  Wheeee!  Here's another pretty picture of Link acting stupid:

Time Travel
I think Hyrule was safer under Ganondorf's rule...

Medium:  Those twistable crayons that I love so very much <3
Link, Navi, pieces of heart, etc. (C) Nintendo


I am still in the process of coming up with a story.  In the meantime, let's make some cool food!  I have zero skill at cooking, but trust me, this is so easy to make that Misa from Death Note could do it.

Soda Jello

Hey, let's make it with Misa.  It's that easy.
             Figure 1.1  Misa




Step 1:  Get out a package of jello.  Read the directions on the box.  Follow those directions exactly...
Figure 1.2  Reading the instructions on the box
        (be sure to follow them also...)





...EXCEPT add a cup of soda instead of a cup of cold water.  (I believe you can also add boiling soda instead of boiling water, but I have never tried that.)
        Figure 1.3  Soda, not water





Step 2:  You're done!  Yaaayyyy!!!  Feel good about yourself and put your masterpiece in the fridge.
           Figure 1.4  YAAAYYYYY



The best part is, there are a zillion different kinds of jello and a zillion different kinds of soda, so you can experiment with it a lot!  There are also a zillion different kinds of other beverages, such as orange juice and whatnot.  The possibilities are endless.  I love jello, it's...

Uh, oh, what's this?

...

Poor Misa.


Sunday, December 12, 2010

Winter Fun (And Poor, Poor Pooh Bear)

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, everyone!

Young Sephiroth 
YES.

Medium: Twistable crayons
Sephiroth (C) Square Enix and whoever else he may belong to

No Rupees In Here 
You just have to check jars and pots wherever you see them; you never know.

Invade the movie Aladdin, Link.  You'll find Rupees there.  Leave Mr. Pooh alone.

Medium: Twistable crayons
Link (C) Nintendo
Pooh (C) A. A. Milne, Walt Disney, whoever owns him.


I am still working on coming up with a good idea for an original story.  In the meantime, I've written a very short story... that rhymes!  It's actually a crossover fanfiction, but in a good way.
Peace of Heart
The mean Grinch's heart was two sizes too small
The Whos called up Hyrule--"Please help! Save us all!"
So Zelda told Link and they scoured the land
Until Link held twelve 'piece of heart's in his hand
The two then got ready and went on a trip
Climbed over tall mountains; tried not to slip
Then, just a few days before Christmas, they found
The Grinch in his cave, moody, skulking around
"Hi there," Zelda called, "How are you, Mr. Grinch?"
He turned, but his mouth did not curve up an inch.
Zelda said, "We've brought more than just kind salutations!"
Link nodded (he's silent in most conversations)
The Grinch came outside. Saw the gifts in the snow
As he picked up each one, his heart started to grow!
"Merry Christmas," said Zelda. Link stood there and beamed.
The Grinch smiled back! He was nicer, it seemed!
"Don't know what these are, but they're great!" The Grinch said
Then he went in his cave and came back with his sled
They flew down the mountain--Whoville sure was surprised!
But now the Grinch had a new light in his eyes!
The Grinch and his Hylian friends helped prepare
Until Christmas day came. Then they danced in the square!
After much celebration, Link took Zelda's hand
And showed her how happy they'd made this strange land
Their work here was done, so they gathered their packs
And slipped out the gates to their long journey back
But waiting outside was the Grinch and his sleigh!
"Don't tell me you're going to walk the whole way!"

When Christmastime comes, everyone do your part
For kindness's the best way to spread peace of heart.


Link, Zelda, Grinch, Whos, etc. (C) respective owners
Medium for picture: Twistable crayons